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Post by Dr. Fritz V. Baugh, GBWC on Feb 8, 2005 11:07:22 GMT -5
I'm Dr. Fritz V. Baugh, CEO of the Los Angeles based Ghostbusters West Coast Division. Founded in 2003, our goal is to protect Los Angeles, San Francisco, San Diego, and of course California's beautiful San Fernando Valley from ghosts, ghouls, demons, monsters, werewolves, vampires, bugbears, goblins, jackals in hoodies, and any other supernatural menace you could name. So dudes, let your like supernatural problem become our supernatural problem, because we are still,like, totally ready to believe you! Our web site: www.gbwc.tkOur Message Board: ludicris.proboards26.comOur members: Dr. Andy Harness (field co-captain) Dr. Kyle Stevens (field co-captain) Dr. Jeff Chrismer Jeremy Hicks HQ Staff: Chelsea Aberdeen, Client Administrator Dr. Nathaniel "Otter" Masterson, Cheif Engineer
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Jeremy Hicks
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Hello.
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Post by Jeremy Hicks on Feb 10, 2005 1:30:52 GMT -5
Uh, Fritz, do you know how long that mold has been in the closet? You know, the one next to our meeting room.
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Post by Dr. Fritz V. Baugh, GBWC on Feb 10, 2005 19:45:15 GMT -5
I'm not sure. I had Chelsea take some pictures and we sent them to Professor Spengler to identify.
We haven't heard back yet.
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Jeff
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Powers...I have 'em!
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Post by Jeff on Feb 10, 2005 23:54:44 GMT -5
Are you sure it's mold? Kyle is kinda irresponsible with those cats...
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Dr. Byron Orpheus
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But a word from my lips would subject your minds to a REALM OF ARCANE TORTURE!!!
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Post by Dr. Byron Orpheus on Feb 11, 2005 0:51:26 GMT -5
*GASP!!!*
I can see! It is a horrible FUNGUS OF YUGGOTH!
It is a blasphemous creature from beyond our solar system. Destroy it, my friends, before IT SUCKS OUT YOUR VERY SOUL!!!
The necronomicon would ask that that blood of seven virgins act as a purifier of the area, but nay, for there is one most holy substance that can chase away fungus of yuggoth.
FEBREZE!!!
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Post by Jeff on Feb 11, 2005 1:02:55 GMT -5
Oh good. And here I was worried we'd actually have to try and find seven virgins in Los Angeles...
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Post by Jeremy Hicks on Feb 11, 2005 3:16:05 GMT -5
Oh good. And here I was worried we'd actually have to try and find seven virgins in Los Angeles... That's about as probable as winning the lottery five weeks in a row.
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Ben King, GBUK
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The Brits are here to save the world
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Post by Ben King, GBUK on Feb 11, 2005 7:21:42 GMT -5
The necronomicon would ask that that blood of seven virgins act as a purifier of the area, but nay, for there is one most holy substance that can chase away fungus of yuggoth. FEBREZE!!! Oh good. And here I was worried we'd actually have to try and find seven virgins in Los Angeles... That's about as probable as winning the lottery five weeks in a row. Spellcasting just ain't what it used to be. Of course some could say that Febreze is the tool of the devil himself...but it's never been proven. What about the beef?
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Dr. Byron Orpheus
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Post by Dr. Byron Orpheus on Feb 11, 2005 14:12:19 GMT -5
Spellcasting just ain't what it used to be. Of course some could say that Febreze is the tool of the devil himself...but it's never been proven. What about the beef? Nay, young Benjamin of King, I have NO BEEF WITH THEE!!!!
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Post by travis on Feb 11, 2005 14:54:58 GMT -5
Isn't it amazing how many franchises Andy works with? So far, I've counted the ETGB (now deceased) The WCD (still kickin with the diabolical cat) and now the DH, where does this hick get his energy? (Whom we call lovingly, Haagen-Daz)
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Jeff
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Post by Jeff on Feb 11, 2005 22:39:19 GMT -5
Febreze is no devil's tool, my friend. You'd be amazed by the true power that lies hidden within that seemingly inoccuous can of air freshener...
I haven't had a chance to test it yet, but a chemical analysis I ran a while back suggested it might even be useful as a dissolving counter-agent to small amounts of ectoplasm. In short, a miracle cure for Venkman's old flightsuits.
I have a theory that the stuff was secretly invented in the Vatican, and one of the base ingredients is holy water. I can't back it up, however, because they don't require ingredients lists to state whether or not the contents of a product are sanctified.
It also makes for a great makeshift pepper spray, should the need ever arise, and is perfect for covering your tracks when being stealthy, since it masks your scent. I keep at least one can on my person at all times when I'm out doing the black-and-blue-pajamas shinobi schtick.
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Post by Dr. Harold Seward on Feb 12, 2005 22:25:51 GMT -5
I am happy to see another M.D. in the Ghostbusting profession in Dr. Stevens. What is his specialty? Mine happens to be Psychotherapy.
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Jeff
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Post by Jeff on Feb 12, 2005 23:19:32 GMT -5
Kyle is a surgeon. I'm not sure if he specializes in any specific part of the body. He seems to be more skilled at stepping on my toes in the occult knowledge department. I think he's been stealing my reference materials.
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Dr. Byron Orpheus
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Post by Dr. Byron Orpheus on Feb 12, 2005 23:27:58 GMT -5
I am a Doctor of Literature, with a minor in women's studies.
Somehow, I have landed the position of caretaker of the subtle energies that permeate the cosmos.
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Post by travis on Feb 12, 2005 23:35:36 GMT -5
what are the wages and benefits?
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