Dr. Byron Orpheus
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Master Necromancer
But a word from my lips would subject your minds to a REALM OF ARCANE TORTURE!!!
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Post by Dr. Byron Orpheus on Feb 12, 2005 23:54:34 GMT -5
The wages of my job, is becoming enlightened to the darkest and most arcane secrets that drive the very FOUNDATIONS OF THE COSMOS!!!
HARKEN!!! These be no mere PARLOR TRICKS I have at my command! For when I reach behind your ear, it is not a nickel that I pull out...nay, but YOUR VERY SOUL!!!
The benefit, young Travis, is that I may use my arcane powers to act as the silent protecting shadow of the world...NAY...IT'S GUARDIAN ANGEL!!!
They do, have an excellent dental plan, as well. I also get a Necromancer's discount card at "Ray's Occult."
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Post by travis on Feb 13, 2005 0:23:45 GMT -5
Wow, those are some sweet benefits, all you get at DH is the thrill of the bust and most definitly death, yep, we go through alot of recruits, sadly, there's only seven of us left.
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Dr. Byron Orpheus
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Master Necromancer
But a word from my lips would subject your minds to a REALM OF ARCANE TORTURE!!!
Posts: 16
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Post by Dr. Byron Orpheus on May 2, 2005 13:16:37 GMT -5
sadly, there's only seven of us left. Seven? That is a very powerful number, young Travis. For EVEN THE BIBLE VIEWS THE NUMBER SEVEN AS THE NUMBER OF COMPLETENESS!!! Seven is magically the perfect number, for in it holds THE POWER TO REACH INTO THE SKY TO THE STARS, AND GRAB YOUR DESITINY AND BLUDGEON IT INTO SUBMISSION!!!
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Cliff Roswell
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GBI Agent: Nightsquad
Who DID put the bop in the "Bop sha-bop sha-bop?" Or the lang in the "Lang-a-dang-a-ding-dong?"
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Post by Cliff Roswell on May 2, 2005 18:06:02 GMT -5
[reads Dr. O's post]
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No wonder Snow white left the Prince at the altar and stuck with the dwarves....
Jeez! Now it all makes sense!
--Cliff
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Post by Mr. "Nate" Inugami on May 6, 2005 2:27:25 GMT -5
C'mon, one woman livin' in a tiny pad with SEVEN guys? C'mon...you KNOW she was givin' some booty! Yeah...Snow Whitey was a ho. ;D
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Post by Dr. Kyle Stevens on Sept 15, 2005 9:21:06 GMT -5
I am happy to see another M.D. in the Ghostbusting profession in Dr. Stevens. What is his specialty? Mine happens to be Psychotherapy. Dr. Seward, I attend medical schooling at Jefferson State for medical studies for 2 years. Uni. of Wisconsin-Stevens Point Surgery for 5 years. And the Uni. of Wisconsin for folklore and mythological studies for 2 years. My surgical knowledges are Neuro, Spinal, and Thorasic Surgery. Yes, and, guys that is mold is the loaf bread that I must have left in the closet for a few months, perhaps.
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